{"id":9,"date":"2012-02-10T22:08:00","date_gmt":"2012-02-10T22:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/skeptuppet.com\/blog\/?p=9"},"modified":"2012-02-10T22:08:00","modified_gmt":"2012-02-10T22:08:00","slug":"skeptical-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/skeptuppet.com\/blog\/archives\/9","title":{"rendered":"Skeptical Limerick"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There was a conspiracy nut<br \/>\nWho\u2019s convictions confused him somewhat<br \/>\nAny which way he turned<br \/>\nA conspiracy burned<br \/>\nThus he spun, with his head up his butt<\/p>\n<p>The conspiracy nut had a friend<br \/>\nWho would ally with him till the end<br \/>\nAn absurdity claimed<br \/>\nWould be sited and named<br \/>\nRoom for two, derriere? (See a trend?)<\/p>\n<p>Conspiracy lovers abound<br \/>\nLook for one \u2013 find a hundred around<br \/>\nG.I. tracts are impacted<br \/>\nNot a head is extracted<br \/>\nYet conspirators never are found<\/p>\n<p>Anomalies are bread and butter<br \/>\nTo conspiracy nuts and to other<br \/>\nGhost-hunting kooks<br \/>\nWho claim they find spooks<br \/>\nIn each bright spot they snap with a shutter<\/p>\n<p>But anomaly hunters don\u2019t care<br \/>\nAbout facts even if made aware<br \/>\nThat the points they thought strong<br \/>\nAre just out-and-out wrong<br \/>\n\u201cAll the experts Big Brother ensnares!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>So when faced with a rabid baboon<br \/>\nCrying, \u201cWe never went to the moon!\u201d<br \/>\nThese fools, nuts, and hicks<br \/>\nEvolution will fix<br \/>\nAnd it just cannot happen too soon!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There was a conspiracy nut Who\u2019s convictions confused him somewhat Any which way he turned A conspiracy burned Thus he spun, with his head up his butt The conspiracy nut had a friend Who would ally with him till the end An absurdity claimed Would be sited and named Room for two, derriere? (See a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/skeptuppet.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/skeptuppet.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/skeptuppet.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/skeptuppet.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/skeptuppet.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/skeptuppet.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10,"href":"https:\/\/skeptuppet.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9\/revisions\/10"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/skeptuppet.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/skeptuppet.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/skeptuppet.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}